John Green Quotes

Rick Steiner is so stupid, it takes him an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes.

If he were any dumber, he'd be a tree.

Ridicule is also a weapon against forces of evil. Really clever, intelligent ridicule.

No one can believe I might have a brain. Because I'm really tall, I'm really blonde, I have big muscles, and kill people for a living. There you go. If anybody's going to be assumed to be stupid, it's me. I don't know what my IQ score is, but I did study for five years at college. And I'm proud of my chemical engineering degree. I haven't done anything with it, but it's a card up your sleeve for later in life. It's nice to have, just in case.

You know, ogres only sound stupid. Most are pretty smart." "And it's a shallow person who judges anyone by the way they sound. I'm so shallow I'm surprised I don't reflect myself.

You're nothing but an apple, a silly t-shirt, a catchphrase and a stupid haircut.

An intelligent woman has millions of born enemies... all the stupid men.

You ever notice that everyone who believes in creationism looks really un-evolved?

he's a genius, she's a genius, wow, you know alot of geniuses, you should meet some stupid people sometime, you might learn something

Some [people] are really smart. You know who you are. Some [people] are really thick. Unfortunately, you don't know who you are.

I'm accused of cleverness as if it were a sin. She is merely clever, they say.

I did Scottish footballer of the year this year, attempted to do some comedy at that. Not the brightest people in the world. There were seven O-Levels in that room, and they were all mine.

Stupid people can cause problems, but it usually takes brilliant people to create a real catastrophe.

Man, you're no smarter than me. You're just a fancier kind of stupid.

Mockery is often the result of a poverty of wit.

Herman Cain said he wants people to know that there's more between his ears than pepperoni and pizza sauce. He says there's also a few napkins and crazy bread.

It's certainly easy to mock some things ... Oddly enough though I've never found it easy to mock anything of value. Only things that are tawdry and fatuous - perhaps it's just me.

As a comedian, I think we all look for those areas where the truth diverts from what people are saying. That's why politics is such a rich area for us, because politicians make promises, and they don't keep them, and when we point out the difference, we get the laugh.

Boy is my wife stupid. It takes her and hour and a half to watch 60 minutes. My daughters no bargain either. In public school she was voted most likely to conceive.

It's such a fine line between stupid and clever.

It doesn't bother me when someone calls me a 'dumb blonde.' I'm neither dumb or blonde.

The stupidest man I ever met had a favourite saying. It was: 'What do you think I am, stupid, or something?’

Rick Steiner is so stupid, he once stayed up all night to study for a urine test.

It's a dangerous game that comedy plays. Sometimes it tells you the truth; sometimes it delays it.

Cleverness is a gift, kindness is a choice.