Jim Samuels Quotes


Remember folks stop lights timed for 35 mph are also timed for 70 mph.


Citations

Samuels, Jim. Quoted in The Comedy Quote Dictionary, compiled by Ronald L. Smith, Doubleday, 1992.

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