Vir Das Quotes

The only men who aren't in fear of women's reactions are usually men who aren't born or who are dead.

I think blokes definitely sweat on most things when it comes to being questioned by women.

America is a land where men govern, but women rule.

The basic discovery about any people is the discovery of the relationship between men and women.

Men walk this tightrope where any sign of weakness illicits shame, and so they're afraid to make themselves vulnerable for fear of looking weak.

The one thing that men and women have in common - they both like the company of men.

Fear of comedy is all so much about who you do it with.

Why are women... so much more interesting to men than men are to women?

Men and women are like cats and dogs. I've learned more about myself from women. My comedy is based on this.

I love female company. I love men, but women are different.

When women go wrong, men go right after them.

I think that women are more sensitive to emotional infidelity than men. I think men are more scared of physical infidelity.

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship.

Men are mostly raised by women. Most men have not seen an authoritative woman since they were 8. They associate women in authority with childhood.

In France a woman will not go to sleep until she has talked over affairs of state with her lover or her husband.

A man must know how to act in the face of opinion; a woman to submit to it.

The men would kill me.

The gentle and insinuating manners of the female sex tend to soften the roughness of the other sex.

Men are run ragged by female sexuality all their lives. From the beginning of his life to the end, no man ever fully commands any woman. It's an illusion.

Woman's flirtatious arts of self-concealment mean man's approach must take the form of rape.

Among the emasculation men fear most is subordination to women.

Women’s power will be better tolerated when it’s wielded in service of patriarchal interests.

Most men would love to be stared at by women. Don't doubt me on this. And my guess is that most women are actually intrigued by it and have developed techniques and skills for dealing with it. Don't doubt me.

The fact that women are constantly supposed to be beautiful, gorgeous, and perfect all the time is something they have always had to live with. But now it's happening to men, too. There seems to be this imperative that you have to be hot or ripped or fit or healthy or whatever you want to call it.

Everybody loves good humour and in movies, we are in search of things that make viewers laugh.