Steve Rushin Quotes

Golf is the hardest game in the world. There is no way you can ever get it. Just when you think you do, the game jumps up and puts you in your place.

When you see grown men near to tears because they've missed hitting a little white ball into a hole from three feet, it makes you laugh.

Golf is a weird sport. Some days you got it. Some days you don't.

Gimme: an agreement between two losers who can't putt.

Golf is meaningless, but it means so much.

Yes, there are moments when it's frustrating where you can't put the ball where you want it and you make mistakes.

On a par 5, I can shoot a six. And on a par 3, I can shoot a six, too!

My favorite shots are the practice swing and the conceded putt. The rest can never be mastered.

If you hit a hole in one every hole, you wouldn’t play golf for very long.

Golf is a puzzle without an answer.

My strokes just weren't there.

All my life, I've been trying to make a hole-in-one. The closest I've come is a bogey.

Golf made me feel like a loser. So I dismissed it.

For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball.

I think golf is a waste of time and a waste of a sunny afternoon. I also stink at it. I have never found anything, including divorce and a sexual harassment suit, more frustrating.

Golf is a better game played downhill.

Sometimes, I play a round of extremely poor golf.

Golf is not easy.

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.

Golf is a game of endless failure and frustration.

I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.

I'm still no good at ball-and-stick games. If I go play golf with the guys, it's intended to be a joke.

It's fun when the ball is going in the hole and things are going right, but it's a miserable game when things aren't going well.

Golf is a good walk spoiled.

I still don't get golf.