M. Russell Ballard Quotes

The legal theory is, that marriage makes the husband and wife one person, and that person is the husband.

I think a good husband has to depend on having a good wife.

Every woman who asks to be divorced from her husband without cause, the fragrance of the Garden is forbidden her.]

This is what marriage is all about - Man and woman walking together, wherein the husband helps his wife to become ever more a woman, and wherein the woman has the task of helping her husband to become ever more a man.

The unhappiness of a wife with a good husband is much more devastating than the unhappiness of a wife with a bad husband.

Much contention and strife will arise in that house where the wife shall get up dissatisfied with her husband.

Formal courtesy between husband and wife is even more important than it is between strangers.

An obedient wife commands her husband.

A jealous husband doesnt doubt his wife, but himself.

That question in marriage is mutual submission, really - the next verse goes on: "husbands love your wife as Christ loves the Church."

The CEO of Enron, Jeffrey Skilling, married one of the Enron secretaries this week. It's amazing how romantic these Enron guys can be when they realize that wives can't be forced to testify against their husbands. Skilling said today she was the best secretary Enron had ever had. She could shred 950 words a minute. ... I guess they are on their honeymoon right now. That's going pretty well. Hey, he's used to screwing Enron employees.

In three days," he continued, "I will be your husband. I will take a solemn vow to protect you until death do us part. Do you understand what that means?" "You'll save me from marauding minotaurs?

Here was something I already knew to be true about myself: Just as there are some wives who will occasionally need a break from their husbands in order to visit a spa for the weekend with their girlfriends, I will always be the sort of wife who occasionally needs a break from her husband in order to visit Cambodia. Just for a few days!

you may imagine me the very shadow of my husband.

The husband provides direction; the wife, maintenance.

What a generous thing that is, I realize, for a husband to try to make his wife laugh.

My husband says, 'God, Roseanne, I can't remember the last time we had sex.' Well, I can, and that is why we ain't doing it.

I became a stand-up comedienne because I had a sit-down husband.

Here lies my wife: here let her lie! Now she's at rest, and so am I.

A good wife maketh a good husband.

The wife hath not power of her own body, but the husband. And in like manner the husband also hath not power of his own body, but the wife.

A husband is a man who wishes he had as much fun when he goes on business trips as his wife thinks he does.

I'm quite an example. I have four kids, all from the same wife, all from the same husband.