Rick Riordan Quotes

Poseidon raised his eyebrows as they shook hands. “Blowfish, did you say?” "Ah, no. Blofis, actually.” "Oh, I see,” Poseidon said. “A shame. I quite like blowfish. I am Poseidon.” "Poseidon? That’s an interesting name.” "Yes, I like it. I’ve gone by other names, but I do prefer Poseidon.” "Like the god of the sea.” "Very much like that, yes.

I'm probably a bit of a cheeky grandson like my brother as well. We both tend to take the mickey a bit much.

Carlos, are we in complete understanding with each other?” “Yeah,” I say. “As long as it’s not in your house and you don’t know about it, you’re okay with us messin’ around.” “I know you’re joking with me. You are joking with me, aren’t you?” “Maybe.

Poseidon can come in too! We will eat you both! Seafood!

Earthshaker, Stormbreaker, Father of Horses. Hail, Perseus Jackson, Son of the Sea God

I don't know what my daughter will become.

I love Poseidon. His trident - his weapon - is really cool.

Simon Cowell and I are great friends, and we wind each other up. Rod Stewart and I do the same thing.

It's fun when you're confusing people.

When you know someone you can make a little more fun of them without them getting offended.

My sister really drooled a lot when she was younger. For her wedding, I was going to get her one of those lace drool cups that go around the ears.

When you're younger, being a redhead is... Well, my two brothers teased me no end.

I am certain there is too much certainty in the world.

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.

I poke fun of everybody and everything. And who's easier to make fun of than your mother?

I would love to do more family comedy.

I'm the youngest in my family, and everyone is very funny, and I was always trying to keep up with them. I just loved making people laugh.

My daughter teases me once in a while saying, Remember when you used to be my mother and you had black hair?

I have friends who are so sarcastic but I never view it as mean.

I think when you don't know where you stand with someone, they can surprise you in their goodness and their badness, and that makes them human.

I grew up in Manchester in a big Irish family - there are seven of us in all - so my life has always been about role-playing, about doing anything for a laugh. I'm always joking about; that's the way I am.

My siblings would tease me and call me big friendly or freaky giant, and later, when I was approached about modeling, they would joke, 'The BFG is gonna be a model? That clunky thing?' They know how to keep me in check all right.

My mum and dad are both really funny. My granddad's really funny. My uncle's really funny. Everyone's really funny. You have to be quick; otherwise, you get roasted. Everyone takes the piss quite a lot. You have to be really sharp.

One day the "Don't Knows" will get in and then where will we be?

After a pause, he asked, 'What do you think of Nasuada's plans?' 'Mmm...she's doomed! You're doomed! They're all doomed!'She cackled, doubling over, then straightened abruptly. 'notice I didn't specify what kind of doom, so no matter what happens, I predicted it. How very wise of me.' She lifted the basket again, setting it on one hip. 'I supposed I won't see you for a while, so farewell, best of luck, avoid roasted cabbage, don't eat earwax, and look on the bright side of life!' And with a cheery wink, she strolled off, leaving Eragon blinking and nonplussed.