Anthony Jeselnik Quotes

The modern world seems to make fun of people in a lot of ways.

People involved in my personal life make fun of me a lot for not being jaded.

A schmuck is a general term of disrespect. It's a term of contempt and derision. It applies to a lot of people.

I was a disabled child. So, people made fun of me, don't pretend like this never happens. But at the same time, I never cried about it. I never got sad about it.

It's easier to make fun of things that people can help doing.

Everything can be borne except contempt.

Oh, you young people act like old men. You have no fun.

People are bloody ignorant apes.

I hate firing people, we had to go through four crews, people are disrespectful but people do appreciate The Room and I love them all. That's why I am coming to Canada! I want to meet all my Canadian fans!

I think it's become fashionable for the snobbish egghead today to make fun of television. I've heard many people, boast, "I would never have a television set in my house," well, these people are fools.

The human condition is all about us pretending to be something sometimes that we're not. When you get into the core of people kind of stripping all of that away, that's for me, as an actor, always the most fun stuff to do.

My first part was in a film where I played a sadomasochist who killed people and created fun orgies. I'm a method actor. I went to every orgy in the world.

The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself.

It's fun to slap people around.

The first thing people lose on a diet is their sense of humor. Keep it fun. Keep it light.

There are people who like to work in chaos, and some people work better under that, and create that sort of chaos, but that makes a set not necessarily very fun. I like to work on sets that don't have that.

Just reading that - just reading that a person can be black and still perform in blackface, making fun of black people for a living, and at the same time be a genius and be an incredible entertainer and at the same time be extremely conflicted and feel like - just feel terrible for doing that, essentially, which is what Bert Williams felt, from what I gather, from what I read - all of that just made - was so incredible to me.

It's really fun to listen to other people and be an accompanist.

Jews, I know you're God's chosen people and the rest of us are just 'whatever', but when Israel behaves like a violent, psychopathic bully and someone mentions it, that doesn't make them anti-Semitic.

People might be making too much of me maturing and growing; I’m still the same person. I still like to joke around and have fun in the locker room and on the road trips. I still get into arguments with Jonathan because we both have strong opinions, and we’re both so comfortable with our relationship that we can argue and still have a healthy friendship.

People wanted to have fun more than they wanted to learn from their music, and that's where the shift started to happen.

For me, boxing isn't about hurting each other. Boxing is entertainment and making people happy.

We teach people how to remember, we never teach them how to grow.

I keep telling people I want to close the deficit, and one of the deficits is want to close is the fun deficit.

And you, you ridiculous people, you expect me to help you.