Chelsea Handler Quotes

I'm desperate to have children. I am chomping at the bit. It's a problem. I can't imagine that I will not be a mother.

I tried immediately to have a baby because I was so afraid not to have a baby in my life.

Wendy and I both wanted kids, but since we were pushing 40, the clock was ticking.

A lot of times people say, 'As soon as you relax you'll have a kid.'

I was married for five years, and I definitely had that baby fever, which I think you should.

I am glad that I do not have any children.

I don't have any kids of my own.

I used to think about how I was conceived quite a lot when I was about 10 or 11, but I don't think about it at all now that so many other babies have been born in the same way.

I would love a family. I'm at the age where the wish for a child gets stronger. But who knows.

I do know I want to have children. That's the only thing missing in my life. I certainly thought I'd have some by now.

I think, in general, finding the right time to have a baby is pretty scary.

A friend of mine told me she's going to freeze her eggs, and I thought, 'Well, I also don't want to be a 55-year-old first time mother,' so you kind of just have to go with what happens.

I've had other friends who had such a burning desire to have children: they have this biological ticking clock. I don't know what happened to mine. Nobody ever wound it up.

Everyone talks about how hard it is to have a kid, and that scares you into waiting.

Just when my biological clock started ticking, I found out it was going to be virtually impossible. And it was very hard.

I didn't have any children of my own.

If you meet a girl who says: 'Darling, what do you mean? Of course I wear suspenders. I've worn them all my life. I think tights are for old people,' then know this: she's desperate to have kids, she wants you and her to live in the same house as her mum, she never wants to go out and she just wants to lie on your chest for the next 15 years.

If you want to become a mother, you can. I promise. It may not happen the way you think, but it's possible. It just takes a combination of a little planning and a lot of living your life.

I would love to have children, as I am such a mommy. I have always been like that.

I think my biological clock ticking is more worrying for me than getting the right roles.

The most important thing to Ben and me was starting a family, so as soon as we got engaged, we booked Gurney's in Montauk - which is just a few miles down the beach from our summer home - as our wedding venue a full year and a half out, and then we immediately started trying to get pregnant.

If I'm not blessed with children of my own then I'd like to adopt one day - possibly a child from Pakistan.

I would give my life up if I could have a boy.

My first husband and I never came close to having kids.

Nobody loves a baby more than me and I would happily have had about 10 of them.