Jen Kirkman Quotes

In real life, I'm a dad.

I mean, I'm an uncle of seven or eight, and I don't mind it at all! Kids are great. Kids are the best six-hour experience you can have!

I have to go... drop some kids in the pool.

Now that I have children, I realize taking care of my children is more fun than anything in the whole world.

When you have kids you do grow up. I have just started realising it now-it changes the world, having children.

I like to have fun, but I also try to make time for my son.

I did a lot of fun things before I had kids - I traveled a lot. Now, I just really love being with my kids.

Yes, I love playing Mom.

After a game, I really just relax with the family.

Kids - young men find it uncool to be a dad, I think. It's very cool to me... I love being at home with my kids.

It's nice to play mum sometimes.

Family is my fun.

Of course, fatherhood fundamentally changes a lot of your life, but it enriches you, too.

I want to relax and spend time with my family.

I am a father. I have children.

You'd be surprised how much fun you can have sober. When you get the hang of it.

There are so many ebbs and flows in life, but when you're raising small children, your family means everything.

Just take each race as it comes and have fun.

Raising children is an enormously important part of life. I think one of the most important, or the most important, period.

Children enhance you.

Having twin girls is a life changer - that's for sure. But I like getting up and changing diapers. It's the things you do.

When you have a kid, you have to be more mature.

Nothing is my guiltiest pleasure. I love it. I love doing it. I love planning to do it, I love loafing and pottering and chilling and daydreaming.

A lot of things we don't have to have, but they're enjoyable.

I'd always imagined that one day I would be a father, but mostly it was off my radar. I admired friends who had somehow figured out how to cross that threshold.