Seal Quotes

For God's sake bring me a large Scotch. What a bloody awful country.

I have throbbing headaches about a lot of things, and Howard Stern isn't one of them.

Packing is always a nightmare.

I used to think that nails-down-a-chalkboard was the worst sound in the world. Then I moved on to people-eating-cereal-on-the-phone. But only this week did I stumble across the rightful winner: it's the sound of a baggage carousel coming to a grinding halt, having reunited every passenger on your flight with their luggage, except for you.

Ack! Parables. I hate parables.

I just get annoyed at myself. A lot of swearing goes on generally when I am driving.

I hate being in boring fights. It frustrates me.

Certain things just rub me the wrong way.

I'd rather have my teeth drilled than listen to that awful song, 'Fly, Eagles Fly.'

Whatever. Boris, must you constantly breathe on me?

I had to give him props, but how annoying of him to be a hero when I was trying so hard to dislike him. It was downright selfish.

You don't hate the mosquito; you just want it out of your face.

I know that I don't like being teased.

We had come here to have a break from thoughts and the hard work that came with the constant interaction with idiots. Or at least people we considered idiots because they were not mind readers and we had to, patiently, use polite words to explain things that we were thinking when really inside we were fighting the urge to take their heads in our hands and softly and repeatedly thud their foreheads off the wall.

Seafood is one of my biggest pet peeves.

Barely awake and already starting in with the questions.You were alot easier to take when you were sleeping." - Rio to Dylan

He sounded harassed more than anything else, like mass home invasion was just something standing between him and morning coffee.

I hate To tell again a tale once fully told.

Goodwin scowled at her cup. "With all due respect, my lord, I hate it when you make sense.

Don't you hate when people are late to work. And they always have the worst excuses. "Oh, I'm sorry I'm late, traffic." "Traffic, huh? How do you think I got here; helicoptered in!?"

If I hear another line dance song I think I'm going to puke.

I hate the telephone. I think the lowest circle of hell is reserved for Alexander Graham Bell.

May I respond by merely saying, "I hate crocs. May they please go away."

Face flushed, I shook my head and stared at my white-knuckled grip on the bed. Of all my pet peeves, condescending adults were probably at the top of the list.

--but I find her personality annoying. It's like being molested by a sleeping bag that speaks in Comic Sans with little love-hearts over the i's.