Jen Lancaster Quotes

Living with a dog is easy- like living with an idealist.

We are all addicts in various stages of degradation where I live on the Upper West Side, some to heroin, some to small dogs, and some to the New York Times. The heroin is cut, the dogs are paranoid, and the Times cheats by skimping on the West Coast ball scores. No matter, each of us goes upon the street solely in pursuit of his own particular curse.

It seems to be my mission in life to wait on a dog.

I like dogs Big dogs Little dogs Fat dogs Doggy dogs Old dogs Puppy dogs I like dogs A dog that is barking over the hill A dog that is dreaming very still A dog that is running wherever he will I like dogs.

I've always been an animal lover. I've grown up with dogs my whole life.

I am lucky in marriage and in dogs.

I'd like to have a dog with me.

If you get a dog, take care of your dog! You can just not have a dog if you don't feel like taking care of one, it's very easy to not have a dog.

I don't have a dog, because I travel too much. I don't want to just leave it abandoned.

The ideal age for a boy to own a dog is between forty-five and fifty.

I sometimes think, Mary, that it is a mistake to have a dog for a nurse.

You do not OWN a dog. You HAVE a dog. And the dog HAS YOU

Who let the dogs out? Who, who.

Dogs...do not ruin their sleep worrying about how to keep the objects they have, and to obtain the objects they have not. There is nothing of value they have to bequeath except their love and their faith.

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.

A dog is a bond between strangers.

A person who has never owned a dog has missed a wonderful part of life.

I was hanging out and drinking as long as I could afford it, or as long as somebody else could afford it.

Alcibiades had a very handsome dog, that cost him seven thousand drachmas; and he cut off his tail, "that," said he, "the Athenians may have this story to tell of me, and may concern themselves no further with me.

A man who owns a dog is, in every sense of the words, its master; the term expresses accurately their mutual relations. But it is ridiculous when applied to the limited possession of a cat.

Did I want a dog? No. Did I need a dog? Also no. We were six kids running for our lives, not knowing where our next meal was coming from. Could we afford to feed a dog? Wait for it—no.

When what you want is a relationship, and not a person, get a dog.

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother who lets him have one

They have dog food for constipated dogs. If your dog is constipated, why screw up a good thing? Stay indoors and let 'em bloat!

Once you have had a wonderful dog, a life without one, is a life diminished.