pet expenses Quotes

I love animals. When I was young, I had two St. Bernards, I still have a dog, I have a lot of cats in my company. My wife always says, "You spend a lot of money on animals. More than even me!"

There’s no such thing as free kittens.

Two cats can live as cheaply as one, and their owner has twice as much fun

I have to have energy because I have a lot of expenses. A couple of cars, couple of dogs and a big estate.

I have a cat. I'm not a cat-person, but she came with the house that I'm renting. I don't know how many hundreds of dollars worth of bump removals, teeth removals, cleanings and vet fees I've been through. But of course I love her and she's worth it.

In a dog's life, some plaster would fall, some cushions would open, some rugs would shred. Like any relationship, this one had its costs. They were costs we came to accept and balance against the joy and amusement and protection and companionship he gave us.

It's very expensive to treat your dog, and thankfully, I was able to do that.

May the IRS find that you deduct your pet sheep as an entertainment expense.

Owning a dog is slightly less expensive than being addicted to crack.

I heard from my cat's lawyer today; my cat wants $12,000 a week for Tender Vittles.

People really do spend a lot of money on their pets - sometimes more then themselves.