Roddy Piper Quotes

I've only been to jail once, and I didn't get my tattoos there.

I am in the penitentiary. The only thing that I do is my time.

My pop did a little time.

I'm not a fugitive anymore. Never will be in the future. After spending five years in jail, you learn your lesson. I never want to return there.

I went to jail for a year when I was 17. When I got out, my mother took me to the recruiting office, and I spent the next six years in the Navy.

I've ended up in prison a number of times, once in Cambodia, once in Cuba - for hours rather than days.

No one wants to be sent to prison, including me.

I won't have to miss smoking any more. Nobody smokes where I'm going: It's like a row of restaurants in California.

It seems like Michael Vick is going to jail for dog fighting. Hopefully, they won't have guard dogs.

We don't want you convicted for condiment theft. You go to that prison, you'll meet big-time operators. Maple syrup stealers.

I've never been to jail. I've never been arrested. I've never been locked up.

When Paul was arrested in Japan for having hash in his luggage, I thought he'd be out that night. But it became really serious stuff when he was kept in a cell. I became more fearful as the days went by.

I will be really happy once I have done my jail time. I can start fresh.

I was kind of excited about going to jail the first time and I learnt some great dialogue.

Imprisonment hit me so hard - much harder than I had thought.

As a prosecutor, I've been in prisons. I've had the opportunity to see what they're like in America.

Jail is much easier on people who have nothing.

I've got problems and if you sentence me to additional time, I'm going to compound them.

My men were caught by the police tonight. I will probably be going to jail.

I've never been in prison. I've been in jail a lot. But I've never actually been sentenced to anything.

I have spent a lot of time listening to people who are serving life sentences and getting to know them and the circumstances of their lives. I have never met anyone serving a long prison sentence who had anything close to what I could call a childhood; instead, the upbringings always - always - involve extreme situations of poverty and abuse.

There were no artists in Ossining, which was the home of Sing Sing prison. Most of the parents of the guys I knew were guards there.

By the time I was 23 years old, I had multiple arrests.

I tell inmates all the time, 'Don't complain about your grind. Do your time.'

I remember being in jail, like, 'Man, I'm not old enough.' And then I thought, 'I just turned 18.' I had just turned old enough to be in big people jail.