Chris Rock Quotes

He slowed down a bit more. "Gaia, how do you know these things?" She shrugged. "I'm smart." "And modest, too." "Modesty is a waste of time," she pronounced. "I'll keep that in mind.

It's the people who try to be clever who never are; the people who are clever never think of trying to be.

A woman who knows that she doesn't have to get all decked out to look good is sexy. A woman who can make you feel smart with her conversation skills is also sexy. I believe the sense of humor is important.

Man, I'm not trying to be important; I just go out and play.

My mother is very, very smart and commands respect because she has a lot of respect for herself.

I am the smartest comedian in the history of the world.

I've never met a funny person who wasn't smart. I've met a lot of dramatic people who were stupid. But I've never met a funny person who wasn't smart.

I like attractive people who aren't so terribly aware that they are attractive... people who aren't afraid to roll on the floor and make fools out of themselves.

Tell me I'm beautiful, it's nothing. Tell me I'm intellectual - I know it. Tell me I'm funny, and it's the greatest compliment in the world anyone could give me.

I'm a little smarter than most.

For sheer sexiness, a man must be beautiful. Funny. yes. Clever, no.

I think smart is sexy. I like smart people. People that are comfortable with themselves I think is very sexy. My cat is really sexy.

The sexiest thing in the entire world is being really smart. And being thoughtful and being generous. Everything else is crap. I promise you. It's just crap that people try to sell to you to make you feel like less. So don't buy it. Be smart. Be thoughtful and be generous.

I'm not funny. What I am is brave.

I've dated girls that aren't, this is gonna sound so horrible, that aren't super smart, but they still are super confident, and that's more what I've been attracted to is the confidence and the sense of humor.

I'm not the sexiest thing in the world, I feel actors who have to 'play' sexy lose all their sex appeal. When they start with the tongue and the heavy lids, it looks so ridiculous. I think you just have to be yourself.

I was smart, to tell you the truth. I'm not really bright, but I'm not stupid.

All I need is my brains, my eyes and my personality, for better or for worse.

I am not that smart.

I am not gonna say that a guy's looks make him have to try harder in any way. I don't believe that at all. I think if he is funny, smart and cool, he's all set. Looks are not very important to me.

Yeah, I'm very smart.

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.

The more I become comfortable in my own skin, I think the funnier I become.

Loads of blokes think they're funny, but it counts for nothing unless you get up and have a go.

I'm pretty smart.