Ruth Park Quotes

I am the smartest comedian in the history of the world.

My name is George Smoot III, and I am smarter than a fifth-grader.

He slowed down a bit more. "Gaia, how do you know these things?" She shrugged. "I'm smart." "And modest, too." "Modesty is a waste of time," she pronounced. "I'll keep that in mind.

Trust me. I'm a genius.

People who boast about their I.Q. are losers.

I'm a little smarter than most.

People don't like when you point out to them and remind them that they're not very smart.

I think smart is sexy. I like smart people. People that are comfortable with themselves I think is very sexy. My cat is really sexy.

Of course, I'm no dummy.

It's not about ego. Really. If it was ego, I'd be telling you about my awesome... oh, never mind.

Yeah, I'm very smart.

I'm not the dumbest guy that ever lived.

People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.

I'm a bordering genius.

My generation is so intelligent.

I never said I am the best.

You may be smart, but I've been smart longer.

Question is, are you bozos smart enough to feel stupid?

I never tell anyone exactly how clever I am. They would be too scared.

Don’t you listen to them, Rexy,” I cooed, and the cat sniffed my nose. “Rachel is a smart girl. She’s not going to go out with a ghost no matter how sexy he is. She knows better. Jenkskie wenskie can just get bent.” I beamed at Jenks, and he made an ugly face. “Rache, put my cat down before you mess with her kitty brain.

My girlfriend just told me I am one of the smartest people she knows. I told her, You need to meet other people.

Calvin: I'm a genius. I can't believe how smart I am. ...I've got more brains than I know what to do with. Hobbes: So I've noticed.

I think anybody who doesn't think I'm smart enough to handle the job is underestimating.

Only dumb people try to impress smart people. Smart people just do what they do.

It's not that I'm so smart.