Henny Youngman Quotes
On dancing on pointe: Why don't they just get taller girls?
Citations
Youngman, Henny. Henny Youngman's 500 All-Time Greatest One-Liners. Pinnacle Books, 1981.
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Henry "Henny" Youngman was an English-American comedian and musician famous for his mastery of the "one-liner"; his best known one-liner being "Take my wife ... please".