Kathy Griffin Quotes

I say a lot of things I shouldn't say.

Sometimes, my mouth can get the better of me.

I suppose I sometimes used to act like I wasn't a human being... Sometimes I look back at myself and remember things I used to say, or my hairstyle, and I cringe.

Most of the stuff I've ever said is pretty insignificant and, by and large, has been said off the cuff and without much thought to the potential consequences.

I say things I shouldn't and I can't stop myself. It's called no filter.

I put my foot in my mouth every time I'm interviewed.

So yes, I say things I regret constantly, and I just can't help it.

Sometimes, on a personal level, I wince.

I constantly say things that I regret. I mortify myself constantly.

People say the most stupid things on the spur of the moment that they then have to retract.

When I look at pictures when I was younger, I do the quintessential cringe.

I don't know what idiocies drove me in those days, but they were naive, innocent idiocies in many ways.

I have a past of making a fool of myself.

My mouth was faster than my brain. Sometimes it just comes out.

I've done a lot of dumb things in my life.

My mouth is sore from continually extracting my foot from it.

Yeah, I shoot my mouth off. There's a huge difference between writing and thinking.

With my humor, I end up offending everybody!

I was neeeever a cool kid.

I know how much embarrassment hurts, and I love it as a theme because you can keep digging a hole. It's just an endless well, embarrassment.

Bring me liquor, Bones, fast, to take my foot out of my mouth. Cat to Bones

If embarrassment were a muscle, I'd be huge.

Sometimes I think, I need to think before I speak. And then other times I think, I shouldn't leave the house or interact with people ever.

Unused to the situations in which I find myself, and embarassed by the slightest difficulties, I seldom discover, till too late, how I ought to act.

Once you've said it, you can't put it back. So choose your words carefully in heated moments in personal relationships. Anything you say, people have feelings. If you're thinking something, you keep thinking it and it just sort of slides out, it's gonna happen.