Louise Bogan Quotes

I write funny. If I can make my wife laugh, I know I'm on the right track.

I enjoy campaigning because my husband makes the speeches and I receive the roses.

My whole life is classical now. Except my wife. I don't have a classical wife. I have a classy wife, but I don't have a classical wife.

I've got a wife who never misses me. Her aim is perfect!

Just because it is Christmas doesn't mean you should bottle all your feelings up. Mind you, sometimes being a good wife does mean knowing when to shut up.

I would really like to be reborn as my wife, Bhavana, because people keep telling her that she has got a beautiful husband.

I am definitely a beach person. In fact, I am so much a beach person that my wife is allergic to beaches now.

Maybe it's shallow of me to have a wife that's so beautiful, but it makes things easier. To me she's the most beautiful woman in the world.

Nothing to me is more distasteful than that entire complacency and satisfaction which beam in the countenances of a new married couple; in that of the lady particularly; it tells you that her lot is disposed of in this world; that you can have no hopes for her.

I will admit the best sex I've ever had has been with my wife.

My wife is the sweetest, most tolerant, most beautiful woman in the world. This is a paid political announcement.

When we got married my wife told me I was one in a million. I found out she was right.

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife. However little known the feelings or views of such a man may be on his first entering a neighbourhood, this truth is so well fixed in the minds of the surrounding families, that he is considered as the rightful property of someone or other of their daughters.

I think you'll find, when you're married, that it isn't nearly so important for you to be interesting as it is to make your husband feel that he's interesting.

I said to my wife, 'Where do you want to go for our anniversary?' She said, 'I want to go somewhere I've never been before.' I said, 'Try the kitchen.'

A marriage is likely to be called happy if neither party ever expected to get much happiness out of it.

My wife loves to shop at Bloomingdale's. I bring her mail there twice a week.

No greater evil can a man endure Than a bad wife, nor find a greater good Than one both good and wise; and each man speaks As judging by the experience of his life.

Of course I didn't take my wife to see Rochdale as an anniversary present. It was her birthday and would I have got married during the football season? Anyway, it was Rochdale reserves.

The cafe was called Tattoos. The fella who owned it didn't have any tattoos... but we never saw his wife.

My wife sent me a Valentine card that said, "Take my heart, take my lips, take my soul." That's just like her. She kept the good parts for herself.

If women would make themselves appear as elegant to an Husband, as they were desirous to appear to him while a Lover, the Rake, which all women love, would last longer in the Husband than it generally does.

Some women are born to be married, some achieve marriage, and others have marriage thrust upon them.

It appears that ordinary men take wives because possession is not possible without marriage, and that ordinary women accept husbands because marriage is not possible without possession

... happy husbands and wives can hear each other say the same thing over and over again without being tired.