Jerry Seinfeld Quotes

A detective sees death in all the various forms at least five times a week.

Homicide is the best material I've had the chance to do.

As I've explained to my wife many times, you have to kill your wife or mistress to get on the front page of the papers.

He kissed her and killed her then dumped her body in the river.

When the phone rang, Parker was in the garage, killing a man.

Another murder I committed made the front page.

There are, fortunately, very few people who can say that they have actually attended a murder.

Our law enforcement agencies have found bodies in the desert, either buried or just lying out there, that have been beheaded.

There, there, baby. We'll hide her body in the trunk later. (Tory)

No, Michael was all good. Killed, dismembered, buried, reborn…yeah, just another day in the life.

The roads are filled with armed robbers, and murders for mere plunder are of daily occurrence.

We see violence to forcibly seize land, at any price, murders and corruption.

I was in prison for a charge in Texas, murder one. Back in the '70s in Texas, I was there. I heard the shot. I was in the car.

I read a lot about serial killers.

So far as I know, there were no pains taken to preserve secrecy on this subject; that is, I saw no attempt made to keep any of the inmates of the Convent in ignorance of the murder of children.

Oh, Mrs. Churchill, do come over, someone has killed father.

I've been thinking about a bank robbery my whole life.

I had killed a man, for money and a woman. I didn't have the money and I didn't have the woman.

Killing and gangbanging, that's just wrong.

He must have killed a lot of men to have made so much money.

I will do anything, including highway robbery and murder, to avoid leaving my children in poverty.

A young woman is dead. I don’t care. You probably don’t care. The police don’t care. The papers don’t care. The punks for the most part don’t care. The only people that care are (I suppose) her parents and (I’m almost certain) the boy accused of murdering her.

I shot the sheriff, but I didn't shoot no deputy.

Killing a guy and stealing his wife and child isn't too nice a thing to do.