Ellen DeGeneres Quotes

If your oxygen mask drops down, it's time to take a breather!

In the event of a cabin failure, oxygen masks will drop from the ceiling, and untangling them will annoy you before you die.

There can be little doubt that fishes swimming rapidly do not make respiratory movements at all, but obtain the necessary ventilation of the gills simply by opening the mouth.

We write poems / as leaves give oxygen - / so we can breathe.

he card companies will often, as a courtesy, honor that credit card, but hit you with a penalty. And you keep swiping your card for $3 at Starbucks for your latté, and you're getting hit with a $25 penalty because it's over your credit limit.

Sales is this cure all for this problem. Get people to give you their credit card and I guarantee you they're actually interested.

A mouthful of sea air, or a stiff walk in the wind's face would not give grace to the soul, but it would yield oxygen to the body, which is next best

You have to put your own oxygen mask before you put on others... It's a good metaphor for parenting

A credit card is a convenient device that saves you the trouble of counting your change.

Under the old system - which is now so archaic that a lot of people can't remember it - if you wanted money you had to go to the bank and take the money out in cash form, and you couldn't take out money that you didn't have. But with the credit card you can spend money you don't have, and that is just so tempting.

My credit card company says I have an outstanding balance. I'm flattered.

I don't like credit cards. Let me triple underline that.

You don't see the plug connected to the environment, so it looks like we're free, wandering around. Take the oxygen away, we all die immediately. Take plant life away, we die. And without the sun, all the plants die. So we are connected.

Why can't everything be as easy as walking into H&M and putting a week's worth of clothes on a credit card?

Apart from the obvious advantages of having ice to melt, filter, then drink, you can also break apart the water's hydrogen from its oxygen. Use the hydrogen and some of the oxygen as active ingredients in rocket fuel and keep the rest of the oxygen for breathing. And in your spare time between space missions, you can always go ice skating on the frozen lake created with the extracted water.

Once you get into debt, it’s hell to get out. Don’t let credit card debt carry over. You can’t get ahead paying eighteen percent.

Take the cards out of your wallet. A debit card is accepted just about everywhere that credit cards are, and you'll be spending money you have - always a good thing.

I can't even get a credit card without three credit bureaus saying I'm good enough.

Put on your own oxygen mask before assisting others.

You can pretty much trace when the big individual indebtedness kicked in, and it was when the credit card became generally available.

An erection at will is the moral equivalent of a valid credit card.

There's no better credit card in the world than driving up at a bank door in a Cadillac limousine.

Don't let the fact that you're spending time getting organized result in late fees on your credit card bills.

Once the settlement is completed, the credit card company will report it to the credit bureaus, which will then make a notation on your credit report that that account was paid by settlement. That's going to signal to future lenders that you left the last guy hanging. That's why, as with bankruptcy, debt settlement is an extreme option, one you shouldn't take lightly. It's not just an easy, cheap way to eliminate debt.

An American credit card is just as good in Europe as American gold used to be.