Alex Comfort Quotes

Male sexual response is far brisker and more automatic. It is triggered easily by things - like putting a quarter in a vending machine.

I don't like credit cards. Let me triple underline that.

You can pretty much trace when the big individual indebtedness kicked in, and it was when the credit card became generally available.

When the male organ of a man stands erect, two thirds of his intelect go away. And one third of his religion.

Money is just the poor man's credit card.

A credit card is a convenient device that saves you the trouble of counting your change.

People ask if I can get it up in the morning. I tell them are you kidding I'm envious of a stiff wind.

Under the old system - which is now so archaic that a lot of people can't remember it - if you wanted money you had to go to the bank and take the money out in cash form, and you couldn't take out money that you didn't have. But with the credit card you can spend money you don't have, and that is just so tempting.

I'm human viagra. I'm Willagra. I'm a sex machine now. I'm raring to go every second of the day. My wife's loving it.

My credit card company says I have an outstanding balance. I'm flattered.

There's no such thing as free love. Have you seen the price of Viagra?

I scowled defensively. "My conversations don't usually include the subject of erections." "Too bad," he said. "All the best conversations do.

Why can't everything be as easy as walking into H&M and putting a week's worth of clothes on a credit card?

Once you get into debt, it’s hell to get out. Don’t let credit card debt carry over. You can’t get ahead paying eighteen percent.

Take the cards out of your wallet. A debit card is accepted just about everywhere that credit cards are, and you'll be spending money you have - always a good thing.

I can't even get a credit card without three credit bureaus saying I'm good enough.

I had no credit cards. I had no checks. I was cash only until I was probably 30 years old.

Maca boosts sex drive like crazy. And if there's any side effect, some people just have to stop taking it because they get so sexually stimulated... Kind of makes you feel a little like a superhero.

There's no better credit card in the world than driving up at a bank door in a Cadillac limousine.

In fact, I bought our first family television with my own money, putting it on credit and then paying it off every week.

Don't let the fact that you're spending time getting organized result in late fees on your credit card bills.

Once the settlement is completed, the credit card company will report it to the credit bureaus, which will then make a notation on your credit report that that account was paid by settlement. That's going to signal to future lenders that you left the last guy hanging. That's why, as with bankruptcy, debt settlement is an extreme option, one you shouldn't take lightly. It's not just an easy, cheap way to eliminate debt.

I never had credit card debt... I was very much about trying to gain my freedom, so it was about saving.

Absolutely pay off credit card debt. If you're not getting a match in your 401(k) and you've got credit card debt, you've got to get yourself out of credit card debt. When you get out of credit card debt, your credit score goes up and interest starts to go down.

Getting older is tough. I remember the last time I felt an erection. It was at the movies. The only trouble is, it belonged to the guy sitting next to me.