Charlie Brooker Quotes

Bores put you in a mental cemetery while you are still walking.

Very little happens in my books.

I think being boring is just the worst sin of all time.

Perhaps the world's second-worst crime is boredom; the first is being a bore.

I don't like doing the same material over and over again. It's not fun.

I'm so boring.

My life is so boring that your brains are going to melt and come out of your eyes.

Perhaps the world's second worst crime is boredom. The first is being a bore.

Dullness is the enemy.

It gets a bit boring talking about the same thing for a hundred years.

We always get bored with those whom we bore.

I'm boring, man.

My definition of what makes a journey wholly or partially horrible is boredom.

My hometown was so dull that one time the tide went out and never came back.

Even boredom should be described with gusto. How many things are happening on a day when nothing happens?

Funny, nothing ever happens nowadays.

It gets so boring you know just to do the same thing over and over again.

Life is as tedious as twice-told tale, vexing the dull ear of a drowsy man.

I don't find my life that interesting. The shows, maybe. But not me.

I don't want to do the same thing over and over again.

You'll find boredom where there is the absence of a good idea.

If it's boring, then it's tiring.

If you wanted to watch me work, it would be totally boring. It would look like a Warhol film where nothing happens. I sit for 24 hours, then I scratch myself.

As I've said before, and I still hold to, I truly am the most boring person alive. And if there was a great investigation to be found at the end of the resume, it would be, the most boring person alive.

I find day after day of sunshine boring.