EDGAR BERGEN

I've never told you the story of Alice in Wonderland, have I?

I was asking Charlie the most important questions, and you heard the answers.

You find out your mistakes from an audience that pays admission.

But Charlie, Charlie, how can we ever really know anything? Charlie, what or who is God?

Nobody seems to know yet how television is going to affect the radio, movies, love, housekeeping or the church, but it has definitely revived vaudeville.

Well, a friend in need is a friend indeed.

So many people are working in vaudeville today that I looked for three weeks to book enough acts for an hour bill and didn't have them until the night before we opened in Buffalo and money was no object!

Show me where Stalin is buried and I'll show you a Communist Plot.

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

Hey kid, do you want to come and talk to Charlie?

Well, a friend in need is a friend indeed.

Nobody seems to know yet how television is going to affect the radio, movies, love, housekeeping or the church, but it has definitely revived vaudeville.

I've never told you the story of Alice in Wonderland, have I?

So many people are working in vaudeville today that I looked for three weeks to book enough acts for an hour bill and didn't have them until the night before we opened in Buffalo and money was no object!

You find out your mistakes from an audience that pays admission.

But Charlie, Charlie, how can we ever really know anything? Charlie, what or who is God?

After 13 years of life on the half shell in Hollywood, I have made a trip where I wasn't a tourist.

Hey kid, do you want to come and talk to Charlie?

Show me where Stalin is buried and I'll show you a Communist Plot.

OK, magic boy, let's see who you really are.

I was asking Charlie the most important questions, and you heard the answers.

We had to have a star each week.. Possibly our program being on Sunday and having a little fun with the Bible was dangerous.

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

Funny, nothing ever happens nowadays.