Roz Chast Quotes

People's lives are boring.

As I've said before, and I still hold to, I truly am the most boring person alive. And if there was a great investigation to be found at the end of the resume, it would be, the most boring person alive.

I'm crazy in how boring I am.

I am very aware of the boring life of Sacramento.

The most boring thing in the world? Silence.

Baseball consists of a million threads of dullness, on a loom of ennui, woven into a tapestry of tedium.

I'm boring, man.

I'm a real bore.

Basically, my life is so boring, it's embarrassing.

I lead a very boring life.

I lead a very boring, normal life.

I don't lead a particularly exciting life away from work.

My life is too mundane for anyone to write up.

I find the idea of doing what you do over and over again to be incredibly boring.

There's nothing very interesting about my life.

I don't find my life that interesting. The shows, maybe. But not me.

I find day after day of sunshine boring.

Perhaps the world's second-worst crime is boredom; the first is being a bore.

Even I would find a book about my life pretty dull.

My life's actually been quite dull; it's not all that glamorous.

It gets a bit boring talking about the same thing for a hundred years.

The basic fact about human existence is not that it is a tragedy, but that it is a bore. It is not so much a war as an endless standing in line.

We always get bored with those whom we bore.

Honestly, you could go as far as to say I have a boring edge.

My definition of what makes a journey wholly or partially horrible is boredom.