Seanan McGuire Quotes

I had a sort of classic moment when a friend of mine rang up and said she'd just been to a funeral, and in the middle of the eulogy, this kid had taken out the phone and had a whole proper text conversation - while everyone was weeping!

You don't spit on people, especially people's corners.

What's wrong with assholes, baby?

Is there no respect of place, persons, nor time in you?

However common irreverence and profanity become, they are nonetheless wrong

You should never say bad things about the dead, you should only say good . . . Joan Crawford is dead. Good.

We cheated on our math tests, we carved some dirty words on the desk.

A man who insults the modesty of a woman, as good as tells her that he has seen something in her conduct that warranted his presumption.

That's just not right," Sam muttered. "Claude needs to keep his pants on.

I remember being young and people passing me things under the bathroom to sign, like under the stall. Like adults. We were shooting at Disney World, and my mom went with me to the bathroom, and an adult woman came in and under the stall was like, "Can you sign this?" And I remember my mom being like, "Have you lost your mind? What is wrong with you? You don't do that! She is a child and you don't do that to anyone!" Who thinks that is a good idea? Someone.

It is never appropriate to comment on a woman's breasts. I would never do it on the street or at a supermarket, but when I'm sitting a table signing books, sometimes I notice that a woman will have remarkable breasts. And I will maybe quietly say something about it. It's not in a sexual way, because I'm a gay man - I would never say to a man "great ass" because that would be sort of creepy.. I hope it's not creepy to quietly tell a woman she has nice breasts.

He's just explaining the situation to her, but he's all over her every chance he gets! Kureno! Touching Tohru!!!

How do you prevent people from doing inappropriate things? We can write laws. But at the end of the day, I actually wonder what the board was doing.

That's for calling your father a fool. It may be true, but it's disrespectful. Brian Fraser to teenage Jamie

Don't diss me, Danvers. I'm warning you.""I'm not dissing you," Claire sighed. "I'm ignoring you. There's a difference. Dissing you implies I think you're actually important

Indeed, I did have a relationship with Miss Lewinsky that was not appropriate. In fact, it was wrong.

I'm afraid that's inappropriate behavior for the schoolyard," Xavier teased. "I know my charm is hard to resist, but please tray and control yourself.

You don't want to be like the motion picture exec who had so many people at his funeral, but they were there just make sure he was dead. Or how about the guy who, at his funeral, the priest said, "Won't anyone stand up and say anything nice for the deceased?" and finally someone said, "Well, his brother was worse."

Leave her out of this" "Why? Because you're doing her? Oh wait, I forgot. Stiffs don't do that sort of thing

I came up with my own expression. I like to make it hail. Yeah. That's when you throw change on sluts.

I'm gonna hump ya. Like Deputy Dog... Would hump ya.

If you tell a guy you don't like being tickled and he tickles you anyway, that's a red flag.

Walking out in the middle of a funeral would be, of course, bad form. So attempting to walk out on one's own was beyond the pale.

Be childish. Be irresponsible. Be disrespectful. Be everything this society hates.