Alice Cooper Quotes

So to make those checks better, I used to steal lollipops and sell them at school - but I got caught.

I don't want boys to use their pencils for improper writing.

I live in Los Angeles and I had been drinking one night, so I was on the walk of fame and I saw Tony Danza's star and I started urinating on it. Just yelling out, 'Who's the boss now?'

I pissed on my diploma, smell the aroma.

Cheating in school is a form of self-deception. We go to school to learn. We cheat ourselves when we coast on the efforts and scholarship of someone else.

That was really so upsetting when you are trying to pass on some very serious knowledge and be basically, treated worse than a student coming off the street because his father pays the tuition. Come on. Give me a break. This is no school. This is a joke.

Illegal downloading, digital cheating, and cutting and pasting other people's stuff may be easy, but that doesn't make those activities right.

I was a rotten kid. My excitement came from seeing what I could get away with.

I was always a little hesitant to accuse people of loading a bat to hit a ball farther. I was always very hesitant to approach people because I never had any evidence that I had firsthand knowledge of.

I only had a high school education and believe me, I had to cheat to get that.

Yes, I'm still going to misbehave!

I am not particularly well-behaved.

... pure desecration, desecration of public property ... the most deplorably undignified conduct ... ever witnessed on the part of a Cabinet member.

You can't be the director of education and plagiarizing.

I wasn't expelled for anything vicious, just being cheeky, not doing what I was told, answering back, and always rising to the bait if someone said something annoying about my dad.

I hate graffiti. It's not yours - don't draw on it! Is it that hard to comprehend?

Tales of cheating on school and college tests are rife. There have been instances where teachers have given students test answers in order to make themselves look good on their performance reviews. Mentors who should be teaching the opposite are sending a message that lying and cheating are acceptable.

I was once caught climbing out of the classroom window while bunking a class. I lied that I had to go to the bathroom and the exit was crowded. The principal believed me.

To engage in downright plagiarism is disappointing. It's cynical, opportunistic and hypocritical.

Everyone misbehaves,' said Eddie. 'That's nature. Everyone gets away with as much as they can get away with. And the more they can get away with, the more they will.

Smoking cigarettes and writing something nasty on the wall, teacher sends you to the Principal's office down the hall.

What's wrong with assholes, baby?

If you want to dry hump someone you don't know, just act like they were choking.

Is there no respect of place, persons, nor time in you?

Bashful=Spanish, Miss Gardenia Doc=Psychology, Mr. Wang Happy=Chemistry 2, Mr. Durbin Dopey=English Lit., Mr. Purcell Dippy=Math, Mrs. Craig Dumbass=PE, Coach Crater