Noel Coward Quotes

I've known attractive airheads, and I've known ugly idiots.

Believe no evil till the evil's done

I think how tan a person is, is directly proportionate to how dumb they are.

No one can believe I might have a brain. Because I'm really tall, I'm really blonde, I have big muscles, and kill people for a living. There you go. If anybody's going to be assumed to be stupid, it's me. I don't know what my IQ score is, but I did study for five years at college. And I'm proud of my chemical engineering degree. I haven't done anything with it, but it's a card up your sleeve for later in life. It's nice to have, just in case.

Ah! yes, I know: those who see me rarely trust my word: I must look too intelligent to keep it.

I am not gonna say that a guy's looks make him have to try harder in any way. I don't believe that at all. I think if he is funny, smart and cool, he's all set. Looks are not very important to me.

My legs are long but my body is too short.

Assume nothing. Inside every dumb blond there may be a very smart brunette.

...the nose is generally the organ in which stupidity is most readily displayed.

Don't assume I'm dumb because I wear a suit and tie.

It doesn't bother me when someone calls me a 'dumb blonde.' I'm neither dumb or blonde.

Those who are themselves incapable of great crimes are ever backward to suspect others.

While I'm impressed with the length of those legs, she's not an intellectual giant.

I do think women are unfairly judged by their physical appearance, but I don’t think it had anything to do with being mixed-race. In my opinion, mixed-race people are the most beautiful.

"I could give you my word as a Spaniard," Inigo said. "No good," the man in black replied. "I've known too many Spaniards."

He's the funniest, smartest person I know. It doesn't mean he doesn't bug me and I'm sure I bug him sometimes.

And oft, though wisdom wake, suspicion sleeps At wisdom's gate, and to simplicity Resigns her charge, while goodness thinks no ill Where no ill seems.

Life is a little easier for attractive people. Think about it: if a stranger smiles at you and they’re attractive, you think, ‘Oh, they’re nice,’ but if a stranger’s ugly, you’re like, ‘What do they want? Get away from me, weirdo.

I see some people with glasses here, I trust people with glasses, don't you? But if you're wearing your glasses like this ... "Get away from 'em!"

You know, ogres only sound stupid. Most are pretty smart." "And it's a shallow person who judges anyone by the way they sound. I'm so shallow I'm surprised I don't reflect myself.

She dumb.” I sigh. “But she ain’t stupid.

There are assumptions made about the way you look. I'm always surprised when people don't think I'm smart.

No matter what I say, honestly, people would only judge me the way they want to.

Only dumb people try to impress smart people. Smart people just do what they do.

Be careful of men who are bald and rich; the arrogance of "rich" usually cancels out the nice of "bald".