Barry Humphries Quotes

I once got a letter from a woman who told me she was 90. She said if she were 30 years younger, I would have had to watch out. I guess 60 seems really young when you're 90. She said she would eat me with a spoon.

I'm a bit of a cougar, to be honest.

Men go after me, and I choose among them.

Being a widower is not that groovy when you lose someone you really love, and you have to go out and date again.

Men don't fall in love with me - only young ones.

Sinatra asked me out.

There's always something funny about men chasing women.

There is no lonelier man in death, except the suicide, than that man who has lived many years with a good wife and then outlived her. If two people love each other there can be no happy end to it.

I went out on a date with Simile. I don't know what I metaphor.

I ain't no cougar.

Being flirty is a way of letting a guy know you're interested without making a fool out of yourself.

I've dated girls and I always wait for that one right time to kiss. I don't kiss on the first date, so I'll take a girl out to dinners, and we'll go bowling, and I make sure to charm them before I do it.

I've never been Romeo who meets a girl and falls for her immediately. It's been a much slower process for me each time I've gone into a relationship.

When you're a guy and meet a girl the first time, you do whatever it takes.

I don't think I've ever been chatted up, and I don't think I've ever chatted anyone up. The Fresh Prince has the best chat-up lines.

Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.

I never got the opportunity to be romantic or feel romantic with anyone.

I was voted the most beautiful girl in the world in 1958, and courted by every young, available man in Los Angeles, most of whom I didn't go out with, by the way.

I'm a good juggler. If you want to court a woman, you need to be able to juggle five balls, fire, and knives.

There's people I respect, and I guess that can be a crush. I think someone like Eddie Redmayne, he's incredibly talented, and he's realistic to say, like, oh yeah, that can be a crush because he's not, like, fifty years old.

I'm not in love, but I'm open to persuasion.

I've never really dated actresses except when I was really young.

A guy should always pursue the girl.

Who wouldn't want to date Salman?

I like men who confidently flirt with women they have just met.