Eddie Izzard Quotes

They were just accidents. Luke said he was just testing my concussion. I'm not mad at him.

I lost my hair mixing a substance called white gunpowder on the kitchen table.

A small minority of strokes are hemorrhagic strokes, which are caused by bleeding into the brain when a blood vessel bursts.

[Referring to Jack Kemp:] … a football player who has played too much without his helmet.

I remember hitting the ball, and I didn't even realise where it went, and then I turned over, and I see the official bending down holding his eye.

I can try to disable it," I said, "but if I mess up, this whole apartment is going to fill with gas. We'll die." Thalia swallowed. " I trust you. Just... don't mess it up.

All Children Have Brain Damage!

When I asked my accountant if anything could get me out of the mess I am in now, he thought for a long time, and I didn't care much for his answer. 'Yes,' he said. 'Death would help.'

People see everything through a filter of them, of their own selves. And it's like, you can't be depressed because somehow that has something to do with me. And it's like - no, it doesn't. This is my brain. This is my body. These are my emotions. It's got nothing to do with you. You don't want me to get help for whatever reason you don't want me to get help. But I'm out here, and I need to get help.

Close up your head; your brain is getting loose.

It has been very truly said that the mob has many heads, but no brains.

All hurt is brain hurt.

If you're a lame brain, then you're a lame brain. I can't help that.

Tally wondered if you could talk somebody out of their brain damage.

In this world, there is a fine line between enlightenment and brain damage.

I wouldn't say philosophy and theology are dead. Brain science doesn't invent new philosophies but it helps remind us which of our existing philosophies are more true.

If you have certain problems with your brain but are raised in a good home, you might turn out okay. If your brain is fine and your home is terrible, you might still turn out fine. But if you have mild brain damage and end up with a bad home life, you're tossing the dice for a very unlucky synergy.

that was humanity's problem right there. they are brain damaged from the early sun

The lightning flashes through my skull; mine eyeballs ache and ache; my whole beaten brain seems as beheaded, and rolling on some stunning ground.

"It's him," I said. "Typhon." I was seriously hoping Chiron would say something good, like No, that's our huge friend Leroy! He's going to help us!

What did I tell you about Mister Safety Catch?' said Vimes weakly. When Mister Safety Catch Is Not On, Mister Crossbow Is Not Your Friend,' recited Detritus, saluting.

There's some brain damage, but it may be that very brain damage that allows me to do the work I do.

To accuse another of having weak kidneys, lungs, or heart, is not a crime; on the contrary, saying he has a weak brain is a crime.

There's no liquor in the land that can stop your brain from bleedin

Art can do much, but this maxim's most sure/A weak or wounded brain admits no cure.