Jules Feiffer Quotes

I was told I had brain damage. I always knew it was an unfair label. Now I have a clearer understanding of what's wrong and I feel relieved and a bit more relaxed about myself.

Tally wondered if you could talk somebody out of their brain damage.

All Children Have Brain Damage!

I have better use for my brain than to poison it with alcohol. To put alcohol in the human brain is like putting sand in the bearings of an engine.

In this world, there is a fine line between enlightenment and brain damage.

If you have certain problems with your brain but are raised in a good home, you might turn out okay. If your brain is fine and your home is terrible, you might still turn out fine. But if you have mild brain damage and end up with a bad home life, you're tossing the dice for a very unlucky synergy.

that was humanity's problem right there. they are brain damaged from the early sun

Brain damage is never a good idea, no matter what your friends say.

Sometimes a little brain damage can help.

The brains -the thinking organs- are the world producers -nature's genitals.

I regard belief as a form of brain damage.

The brain is a tool that gets rusty without constant, albeit moderate, exercise.

Which was worse: a friend with brain damage, or one who despised you?

I started having some memory-loss issues. I took a neurological exam, and they said, "Well, you should stop fighting now." And I kept begging them for one more fight, one more fight, and the doctor said to me, "How much are they going to pay you?" I was supposed to fight three more times, and one would have been for a cruiser belt. So I said, "I just need to fight three more times." He said, "Listen, you can't even get hit in the head one more time, your neuro is so bad."

Oftentimes, those special brains, the ones that are capable of focusing more intently than others, do so at the expense of emotional maturity

Mental power cannot be got from ill-fed brains.

Brains are no good if you don't use them.

The fact that a human brain of high amperage, otherwise highly efficient, may have a hole in it is surely not a secret.

The brain is a muscle that can move the world.

Brains aren't everything, but they're important.

Conventional economics is a form of brain damage.

If my children will live a better life than I did by my getting brain damage, by my being brain dead, then let it be.

Conservatism is not a political ideology, it is a severe form of brain damage for which there's hardly any cure.

There's no liquor in the land that can stop your brain from bleedin

The problem is, of course, that not only is economics bankrupt but it has always been nothing more than politics in disguise ... economics is a form of brain damage.