Garry Shandling Quotes

My favourite TV show is 'Pretty Little Liars,' and I actually made a guest appearance on it. I didn't really have lines for my character, but I definitely want to get more into those kinds of shows.

Yes, I'm supposed to go back to New York to do Geraldo, and we're going to be doing The Tonight Show.

I gave up my base in popular culture when I left the Tonight Show.

Every comedian dreams of hosting 'The Tonight Show' and, for seven months, I got to. I did it my way, with people I love, and I do not regret a second.

I did a guest appearance on The Practice and loved it.

Oh my gosh, I would love to guest star on 'Entourage.'

I've performed on 'The Tonight Show' with both Johnny Carson and Jay Leno, but not at the same time.

Johnny Carson was king of the kings, in my opinion.

Being on a TV show is a really good gig for an actor.

The first time I was on Letterman, I was, like, 20 years old, and I was on a show called 'Camping with Barry White Night.'

'Saturday Night Live' was 100% the most surreal TV we've ever done. Leonardo DiCaprio was on the same show.

I can be on the Tonight Show, but not with Johnny [Carson]. He uses my name in his monologue all the time.

After my 1985 appearance on 'The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson,' I was wooed by producers in Hollywood, who told me they wanted to turn my act into a sitcom.

I would love Kate Middleton to be in 'Glee.' Wouldn't that be fantastic? That would be great.

I was dreaming I was on the Sullivan Show.

Ben Vereen is going to be on the show with me, too.

I would love to do a television show in New York City.

My first gig in the business was a guest star on 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer,' so I'm neck deep in sci-fi. It's been a very good genre to me.

There's no job like 'SNL.' There's no other job you go to where you're like, 'Oh, this is like that live, late-night sketch variety-musical show that shoots in, whatever it is, 10,000 feet of sound stage.' There's nothing like it.

A lot of people don't know the first time I was ever on national television I was a 'Soul Train' dancer.

I actually never auditioned for 'Full House.' I had done a guest appearance on 'Valerie' as the next door neighbor's niece, and from that I got into 'Full House.' I was only five years old, and I was on the show until I was 13.

I did standup while still working for Johnny Carson in the mid-'60s, thus gaining the advantage of at least getting laughs from him about how I hadn't the night before.

Doing a half-hour TV show is a dream.

My dream would be to be on a show that shoots in New York, because I live here, and then I could walk to work.

I was the first guest star asked to appear on 'Glee,' which we all know became huge.