Adam Garcia Quotes

I think, in moderation, taunting is a part of life.

It's always fun teasing the person. When they ask if I'm gay, I say, 'Oh, I don't know.'

I'm not built for war. I'm built for entertainment. I'm built for jokes - either telling them or being the butt of them.

Laugh at your friends, and if your friends are sore; So much the better, you may laugh the more.

I usually joke around, especially on set.

I enjoy talking to people and sometimes razzing them and that's just me.

I like to play around a lot. I would always flirt with the girls in the office and everybody just hanging around, sweet talk.

I feel like it's my job to potentially make fun of people publicly, but I do it in a fun manner.

I'm joking all the time with my friends, even when we're talking about serious things.

I like to be funny and make a girl laugh.

I'm always teasing and clowning around and laughing and in the locker room I tend to always have something to say.

I crack jokes all the time. Even when I have a fight, I will make a joke, and people will laugh.

I like to tease people. I hate when people do it to me, though.

I love when people talk trash.

Ummm…” She licked her lips. “Define fun.” “Quit doing that, jailbait. It’s distracting.

Screw you," I told him in a low voice. "Are you offering?” "From what I've heard, there isn't much to screw," I shot back.

Whitney: You black-hearted, treacherous, conniving scoundrel. Clayton: Your flattery warms my heart

When Jennie, mother of Winston Churchill invited playwright George Bernard Shaw to lunch, he telegraphed: "Certainly not. What have I done to provoke such an attack on my well-known habits?" She replied, "Know nothing of your habits; hope they are better than your manners."

I'm the type of person that likes to give people a hard time, and I enjoy doing little pranks. If I see someone getting a little aroused I have to keep pushing that button.

Can I flirt with another guy to make him jealous?" "Oh no." She laughed, still holding my hands. "That will unleash something you can't handle. You don't mess with men that way.

Too bad the things that make you mad are my favorite things.

Hey, sexy. Why haven’t you called?” The cooing sound came from behind me, and I glanced back over my shoulder to see a familiar-looking brunette. “Because I’m the asshole who never calls,” I replied with a wink.

Hang on, did you just call me Angel?" I asked. "If I did?" "I don't like it." He grinned. "It stays, Angel.

Hmm?' I looked away, flustered automatically using irritation to cover my discomfort up. 'What does 'hmm' have to do with anything? Could you ever use more that five words? All this grunting and minced words make you come across-- primal.' His smile tipped higher. 'Primal.' 'You're impossible.' 'Me Jev, you Nora.' -Nora & Patch (PG 226)

Hello, Aaron," Brigid said, sliding up to him and running a finger down his chest. "You're looking good . . . as always." Aaron lifted her finger off his shirt and let it drop. "Put some clothing on, Brigid." She smiled up at him. "Why? Tempted?" "Yeah, to cover my eyes.