Jeffree Star Quotes

I sweat a lot.

I sweat an awful lot.

The reason people sweat is so they won't catch fire when making love.

I never sweat, which you might notice in pictures.

No one has ever drowned in sweat.

I suffer from overheating quite easily.

I sweat on stage a lot.

I sweat a lot because I get really nervous.

Oh my God, I sweat so much! You have to keep deodorant in your purse and use those deodorising wipes that cool you off a bit.

Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids

My mom is part albino.

Oliver . . . well. Who knew if Oliver’s problem was the disease or just a bad attitude?

I was born with a crippled leg. I wore a corrective shoes since I was three years old and I still wear them.

[Sylvester] Stallone and I were in a meeting for Rocky Balboa. We were laughing about something, and he looks at my mouth and says to the casting director, "Wow, your lip even hooks down like mine does." Then he looked at the casting director and nodded, and I guess that was the nod of saying, "Hire this kid." So yeah, I have a really crooked mouth. They don't work, but I can feel everything.

There's no medical term for what I've got.

I have what I guess is medically known as a farting problem.

Is he all right?" Jade asked Sterns. He Swooned" I know he swooned," Jade replied.

Is there a tumor in your humor?

... I was diagnosed with ovarian cancer. Suddenly I had to spend all my time getting well.

I saw a specialist who asked me 'Are you familiar with the phrase faecal impaction?'. I said I think I saw that one with Glenn Close and Michael Douglas.

Is it not meningitis?

The blood of a redheaded woman is three degrees cooler than the blood of a normal woman. This has been established by medical studies.

...My sister Doreena who never lifted a royal finger growing up because she had the heart defect that we later found out was a fly on the X-ray machine.

Everyone's just telling me that there's this rumor going around that I'm dying of cancer

Your blood coagulates beautifully.