Mat Kearney Quotes

I probably have a club in my hands 360 days a year, one way or another, playing with friends or just fiddling around or hitting balls.

I'm an avid golfer.

I was a pretty average golfer.

I have played a handful of rounds of golf with Wayne Gretzky.

Actually, I am a golfer. That is my real occupation. I never was an actor. Ask anybody, particularly the critics.

I like going there for golf. America's one vast golf course these days.

I played golf all over Detroit.

I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it.

When I'd get out of school in the afternoon, I would go to the golf course, and I just picked the game up. And when I was 13 years old, I could shoot 70 - even-par 71, one over par and then something like that. I just took a liking to the game.

I have been known to play a few rounds in my time. I'm not obsessive; I don't play in the dark, but even that's not out of the question because Stevie Wonder is also a golfer.

I was a big kid who could putt well.

Golf is the absolute worst place for me to be because I am the exact opposite of everything that a golfer should encompass, should be, and I'm not.

Golf is something I love. It's been a part of my family's history.

I like golf because you can be really terrible at it, and still not look much dorkier than anybody else.

I sort of play golf because a lot of my friends are into it, but I'm awful - my handicap is about six or seven thousand.

Golf is a weird sport. Some days you got it. Some days you don't.

I'm just going to go out and play. At the end of the day, you are still hitting a little white ball with your clubs.

I always thought of myself as some sort of athlete until I started playing golf a couple years ago.

Sometimes, I play a round of extremely poor golf.

And I don't really like golf. I know a lot of English footballers play, but I know that if I go with the club to play, sooner or later I will end up trying to smash the ball with my foot.

Golf may be a hussy, but I love her.

I think when I was about 12 or 13, my dad started taking me out to the local golf course, and that's the first time I ever hit a golf ball. I picked it up pretty quickly, just kind of monkey-see, monkey-do. But when I was 12, golf was so slow to me. For me, it was basketball, girls and music.

I'm from Southern California, so I feel much more comfortable with a golf club in my hand than I do a weapon.

The only thing a golfer needs is more daylight.

I play golf - badly.