Golf is difficult to get your personality over because you are such a bottle of concentration.
I've never played golf with Tiger Woods. To tell the truth, I'm not sure that watching him pound it 100 yards past me all day is something I'd like to do.
I would love to have been a golfer or any individual sportsman.
Actually, I am a golfer. That is my real occupation. I never was an actor. Ask anybody, particularly the critics.
I'm getting better and better each year that I'm playing golf on the world stage, and finishing runner-up only teaches you how to continue being patient - something that is key to our game.
The actual distance a bad golfer is going to hit the ball with any club obviously depends on many factors, not the least of which is whether the ball was actually hit at all.
I probably have a club in my hands 360 days a year, one way or another, playing with friends or just fiddling around or hitting balls.
If you think golf is relaxing, you're not playing it right.
I like golf because you can be really terrible at it, and still not look much dorkier than anybody else.
They talk about Amen Corner but there's so much more to it than what meets the eye on this golf course.
If I had cleared the trees and drove the green, it would've been a great shot.
Prayer never works for me on the golf course. That may have something to do with my being a terrible putter.
Name me one golfer that doesn't get frustrated.
I happened to be one of those guys who doesn't play much golf.
As a kid, I remember John Daly bombing it around St. Andrews in 1995 to win the British Open, and people say we are similar in a lot of ways.
It's a lot harder to break bones in golf than motocross. But that made me fearless in a way.
I don't play golf for money. I play golf to execute that shot, the beautiful shot that everybody adores. That's why I think we all play golf.
Golf is the absolute worst place for me to be because I am the exact opposite of everything that a golfer should encompass, should be, and I'm not.
Golf is to me what his Sabine farm was to the poet Horace - a solace and an inspiration.
I have been known to play a few rounds in my time. I'm not obsessive; I don't play in the dark, but even that's not out of the question because Stevie Wonder is also a golfer.
I love working out. I also go horse-riding and golfing.
In a generation or two, or maybe sooner, young golfers of true sporting instinct will wonder why all this handling of the ball is necessary. It will seem to them that the game is not as good as it might be.
That was a great game of golf, fellers.
The real way to enjoy playing golf is to take pleasure not in the score, but in the execution of strokes.
I play golf - even though I'm awful at it.