I'm more likely to quote the golfer George Burns than the legendary late comedian by the same name who lived to be 100.
You must work very hard to become a natural golfer.
I was a pretty average golfer.
When I was a lad in my 20s, as carefree and debonair as any other underpaid newspaperman, I happened to be a golfer who could flirt with par fairly often, and I was adventurous enough in those days to play any known or unknown thief who showed up at Goat Hills for whatever amount he fancied.
I'm an avid golfer.
This is a great thing, to make a living as a professional golfer, isn't it?
My problem happens to be near-sightedness - inability to see distance. And this is pretty tough on a golfer.
Not only are three-putt greens probable, at times they are an achievment.
Actually I was more of a breaker than a thrower - most of them putters. I broke so many of those that I probably became the world's foremost authority on how to putt without a putter.
I'm patient with crossword puzzles and the most impatient golfer.
My whole family is missing that sports gene. I hope I didn't screw that up by marrying a great golfer.
I gravitate toward the team thing. I'm not a golfer - I much prefer basketball.
Never give a golfer an ultimatum unless you're prepared to lose.
Gimme: an agreement between two losers who can't putt.
I've used Nike clubs since I was 13.
My goal has always been to play golf, and play it well. In the end, that's what I am, a golfer. If my back lets me, I'm going to play my favorite places. If I hurt myself, that'll probably be it for a while.
Tiger Woods has known Donald Trump... for many years, well before he became the president. He knows the true Donald Trump, not the one that the mainstream media tries to post up all the time.
If I can figure out this wedge stuff and become a really good wedger, I'll be the number-one player in the world.
A good putter is a match for anyone. A bad putter is a match for no one.
I was a big kid who could putt well.
If we could have just screwed another head on his shoulders, he would have been the greatest golfer who ever lived.
I had a 15th club in my bag.
I consider myself as a character actor. I like the sports analogy, which I do all the time; I'm an avid sports guy. I'm a golfer, but I grew up as sort of an avid fan and participant in baseball, and I'm like a relief pitcher. My job is to come in and throw strikes.
I'm not a bad golfer, and I'm not the best, either.
My dad was a scratch golfer growing up. When I'm on the road, I always bring my clubs with me.
