Golfing Skills Quotes

Golf was my vehicle to competition, and I can't play if I can't compete.

Obama hasn't been working to earn reelection, he's been working to earn a spot on the PGA tour!

I move around and play different golf courses. I just enjoy it.

I would love to have been a golfer or any individual sportsman.

Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells 'Fore!' the guy he's hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.

For me, I relish playing tournaments in America.

Actually, I am a golfer. That is my real occupation. I never was an actor. Ask anybody, particularly the critics.

First of all my golfing experience spans all corners of the World - Brazil, New Zealand, L.A. And I think the best place is when you play with friends. I particularly enjoy playing golf with my best friend, former Manchester United player Dwight Yorke. It is the best experience when we can get together on a golf course.

The great players have a set of golf clubs in their feet

The Englishmen is at his best on the links and at his worst in the Cabinet.

I did play other sports growing up. I played cricket and all those other things, but I was just so much more talented in golf, and that's all I wanted to do.

I adore the game of golf. I won't ever retire.

I'm really good at mini-golf. You know, maybe not big person golf, but little person golf.

I probably have a club in my hands 360 days a year, one way or another, playing with friends or just fiddling around or hitting balls.

I suppose I get a lot of questions about Tiger. But Tiger Woods is a tremendous talent. He plays well. He has a great work ethic. He's probably as talented of a golfer as anyone who's ever played.

Jimmy Fallon and I play regularly at the Bayonne Golf Club in Jersey. He's eighteen holes of fun. Any time we play he has moments of brilliance, but also moments of utter catastrophe.

I like golf because you can be really terrible at it, and still not look much dorkier than anybody else.

If I didn't think I could win the World Championship I would go and play golf badly in Spain.

You can't take up golf on a whim and find yourself competing against Tiger Woods in the Masters six months later.

The experience at the Masters was two years ago, and I am eager to win again this year so I can return to Augusta National in 2016.

We didn't get along, me and Bill Murray. But I've got to give it to him: I don't like him, but he makes me laugh even now. I'm also jealous that he's a better golfer than I am.

Athletes love challenges, and golf is something you can never master.

Some golfers blast their ball from traps, With one adroit explosion, But others, out in ten perhaps, Depend upon erosion.

I happened to be one of those guys who doesn't play much golf.

I use this app that keeps my handicap. As professionals, we don't keep handicaps. But as a kid, I was so excited about seeing how low I could get my handicap. So that's one app I really do use a lot.