Dave Barry Quotes

I bought Windows 2.0, Windows 3.0, Windows 3.1415926, Windows 95, Windows 98, Windows ME, Windows RSVP, The Best of Windows, Windows Strikes Back, Windows Does Dallas, and Windows Let's All Buy Bill Gates a House the Size of Vermont.

I don't try to be a threat to MicroSoft, mainly because I don't really see MS as competition. Especially not Windows-the goals of Linux and Windows are simply so different.

Not to go too far, but Microsoft is probably used by most people out there.

When Steve Jobs toured Xerox PARC and saw computers running the first operating system that used Windows and a mouse, he assumed he was looking at a new way to work a personal computer. He brought the concept back to Cupertino and created the Mac, then Bill Gates followed suit, and the rest is history.

When I buy Windows 98, I'm not only buying something useful, I'm giving money to Bill Gates, which is a really good thing.

People everywhere love Windows.

Windows is the best place; it's the home for the very best Microsoft experiences.

Microsoft has a new version out, Windows XP, which according to everybody is the 'most reliable Windows ever.' To me, this is like saying that asparagus is 'the most articulate vegetable ever.'

Software comes from heaven when you have good hardware.

Microsoft certainly makes products for the Macintosh.

Ubuntu is doing amazing things, and I think it's going to change the face of the desktop.

More than any other modern tool, computers are a total mystery to their users. Most people never open them up to fix them or to see how they work.

Bill Gates is the pope of the personal computer industry. He decides who's going to build.

When you say 'I wrote a program that crashed Windows,' people just stare at you blankly and say 'Hey, I got those with the system, for free.'

Every ISP is being attacked, maliciously both from in the United States and outside of the United States, by those who want to invade people's privacy. But more importantly they want to take control of computers, they want to hack them, they want to steal information.

Windows is probably the most important product in the entire PC industry. Everything we do in terms of supporting touch, new hardware, accessibility has incredible impact.

Microsoft was not a mysterious, strange entity. You put your PC on and there's an ad for them.

For many years, even as users became more sophisticated, personal computers took too much effort to use without problem-solving, keeping alive the yearning for greater simplicity. Microsoft's dominant Windows platform, in particular, was a home for all manner of bugs and problems that required IT people to straighten out.

It's like PlayStation-Xbox. I like both. So nothing against Mac, but I do use Windows.

I'm a PC guy.

When we think about Windows, we want to think of it as a broad platform, from wearables to industrial IoT platforms to PCs and tablets.

Microsoft loves Linux.

The form of computers has never been important, with speed and performance being the only things that mattered.

Certainly, the Windows share of servers is strong.

You don't know the impact of Windows XP. You don't know what the economic impact is going to be.