Ozzy Osbourne Quotes

I was always playing the hard-bitten drunk.

I am a raging alcoholic and a raging addict and I didn't want to see my kids do the same thing.

Joe McCarthy was the local town drunk in a business suit.

Away from football, it is just family. I try to spend time with my kids - I have to spend a lot of time away, so every time I am at home, I like to spend time with them.

I was five years old the first time I got drunk.

No kid in the world, no woman in the world should ever raise a hand against a no-good daddy. That's already been taken care of: A Man Who Destroys His Own Home Shall Inherit the Wind.

As I grew older I became a drunk. Why? Because I like ecstasy of the mind.

I lay my head on the wheel and the horn begins honking, the whole neighborhood knows that I'm home drunk again.

I used to lay drunk in alleys and I probably will again.Bukowski, who is he? I read about Bukowski and it doesn't seem like anything to do with me.

You become about as exciting as your food blender. The kids come in, look you in the eye, and ask if anybody's home.

I spend a lot of time parenting because I'm home. A friend of mine told me that the average father sees each kid an average of twenty-two minutes a week, which I found almost unbelievable. Mine are in my hip pocket all the time. And I like it that way.

Anybody can be a non-drunk. It takes a special talent to be a drunk. It takes endurance. Endurance is more important than truth.

Get between your kid and drugs, any way you can, if you want to save the kid's life.

My favorite thing about being a father is just seeing my kids grow and do some of the same things that I did when I was a kid, man.

I love every minute in the kitchen with my kids, even the mess (I've learned to embrace it!). I find that in the car on the way home from school, I often get one-word answers when I ask about their day. But when we're cooking, I get in-depth stories.

It says that alcoholism is a disease, and that it gets passed on from generation to generation. I've told my kids about that: "You've got the crazy gene in you, guys. When it comes time to kick back with the buddies, drink a beer, and watch a football game, just realize that there will be a day when that thing turns on you. So you better keep an eye on it".

Because as a father of three kids, I know how important good seeds are for providing healthy food for my family.

I can see myself adopting. I'm not in a rush to do it. I'm 39, I know, but I do love kids, and I'm very good - I've got a lot of really good moves.

I stopped dropping acid for a while after my daughter was born. It's hard to keep an eye on the kid while you're hallucinating.

Everybody in recovery smokes. If you don't like smoking, don't even bother trying to get sober. Just stay drunk.

And it occurs to me that if I were aboard a rowboat floating in the middle of all the beer I've drunk in a lifetime, I'd never be able to see the shore.

I become drunk as circumstances dictate.

Life is a drink and you get drunk when you're young...

Some of you fellers are getting 'Whiskey Slick.'

I've been drunk only once in my life. But that lasted for twenty-three years.