Erma Bombeck Quotes

Basically, my life is so boring, it's embarrassing.

I don't lead a particularly exciting life away from work.

A story about my life would be utterly dull.

People's lives are boring.

I'm so boring.

Being dull and boring is far more tragic than being tacky.

The most boring thing in the world? Silence.

Most novels I come across have all the excitement of a long trip on a bus with a sensitive glee club. Yammer and chat.

My life's actually been quite dull; it's not all that glamorous.

Our political debate is about as exciting as a wet sponge.

A lot of guys man, they are dull and dry.

The worst thing in the world is to be bland.

You're probably the most boring teenager in the world.

Peter was dull; he was at first Dull; - Oh, so dull - so very dull! Whether he talked, wrote, or rehearsed - Still with his dulness was he cursed - Dull -beyond all conception - dull.

I'm kind of boring.

I find day after day of sunshine boring.

Perhaps the world's second-worst crime is boredom; the first is being a bore.

I didn't like mundane life.

I have enough music coming out of my kids' bedrooms when I'm at home.

The key thing about me is that I'm really not very interesting.

He is not only dull in himself, but the cause of dullness in others.

I could sum up the future in one word, and that word is 'boring.' The future is going to be boring.

Day by day, I'm kind of a bore.

Perhaps the world's second worst crime is boredom. The first is being a bore.

I see a lot of my children. They're around the house all the time on the farm, you know.