Unexciting Quotes

I'm Mr Boring, not a party-goer at all.

Ariel is the most boring Disney princess.

If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.

I am very aware of the boring life of Sacramento.

I'm a pretty boring guy. Compared to Ashton Kutcher, I live a really boring existence.

I like boring things.

I'm very boring.

We live very ordinary lives.

I find day after day of sunshine boring.

I didn't like mundane life.

In real life, I am alarmingly boring.

I'm kind of boring.

I don't go to rock bars. Why would I go to rock bars? I can do that every night; it's boring.

I am actually quite boring!

I feel like I'm so normal. So normal it's boring.

Baseball consists of a million threads of dullness, on a loom of ennui, woven into a tapestry of tedium.

I hate baseball. It's dull. Nothing happens. It's like watching grass - no, Astroturf - grow

I have a very quiet life. There's nothing weird.

We've had a steady diet of that PG-13 entertainment. It's the best vanilla you can buy. It's delicious, but it's getting kind of samey.

My music was called plastic, antiseptic, placid.

Anybody that thinks hanging out with Snoop is fun, is cool, you're in for a rude awakening because he is the most down to earth, boring dude ever.

It seems to me that what most of us have to fear for the future is not that something terrible is going to happen, but rather that nothing is going to happen... I could sum up the future in one word, and that word is boring. The future is going to be boring.

I'm pretty boring, as it turns out.

What's wrong with being a boring kind of guy?

Our political debate is about as exciting as a wet sponge.