Mickey Spillane Quotes

Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my Scotch, I say I'm thirsty, not dirty.

No brothers shall make, buy, sell, or use, as a beverage, any spirituous or Malt Liquors, Wine, or Cider.

I don't love mixed drinks.

I like whiskey and I like vodka, too. And beer.

Every year my boss used to give me a bottle of expensive brandy because I'd told him that my doctor suggested a drink once in a while. This year my boss gave me the name of a new doctor.

Whiskey's to tough, Champagne costs too much, Vodka puts my mouth in gear. I hope this refrain, Will help me explain, As a matter of fact, I like beer.

Whiskey will always be a part of my life.

A tavern is a place where madness is sold by the bottle.

I am not a member of any temperance society; but I am temperate, in this, that I don’t drink anything.

The saloon is as dead as slavery.

My idea of working out is drinking whiskey - instead of beer.

I like beer.

I don't drink in the cinema because I have a bladder the size of a hummingbird.

I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I'm under the table/After four I'm under my host.

And the beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad, so I had one more for dessert

I don't think vodka is useful. I think it's for people who don't like alcohol, in which case, you probably shouldn't be drinking it.

A well-made Martini or Gibson, correctly chilled and nicely served, has been more often my true friend than any two-legged creature.

A man cannot make him laugh - but that's no marvel; he drinks no wine.

I can drink like a fish, or at least, someone born with fetal alcohol syndrome.

I don't think I've drunk enough beer to understand that.

He's got to bring something stronger than that. That's like bringing milk to a bar, it's not strong enough

I'm on a whisky diet. I've lost 3 days already.

I'm sticking with the Heinekens, but doing a few shots here and there.

I saw a notice that said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started.

Trumpets are a bit more adventurous; they're drunk! Trumpeters are generally drunk. It wets their whistle.