Charles Barkley Quotes

I don't love mixed drinks.

Mike Hammer drinks beer because I can't spell Cognac.

No brothers shall make, buy, sell, or use, as a beverage, any spirituous or Malt Liquors, Wine, or Cider.

The saloon is as dead as slavery.

I tell you ladies, there is nothing as exciting as smash, smash, smash.

I am defacing nothing. I am destroying.

Home Protection—protection against the tyranny of drink.

This is a war between the rum shops and women…only one can win.

I can make a bourbon and Coke, those types of drinks... If the ingredients are named in the drink, I can make it.

I love awesome mixed drinks.

L'alcool est le monarque des liquides, et porte au dernier degre l'exaltation palatale. Alcohol is the prince of liquids, and carries the palate to its highest pitch of exaltation.

There's truth in wine, and there may be some in gin and muddy beer; but whether it's truth worth my knowing, is another question.

For watching sports, I tend to drink Guinness; early evenings always begin well with a Grey Goose and tonic with plenty of lime; and on a cold winter's night, there's nothing quite like a glass of Black Maple Hill... an absolute peach of a bourbon.

Whiskey will always be a part of my life.

Why beer is better than wine: human feet are conspicuously absent from beer making.

I'm not a red wine guy.

I'm not really into beer, but I like tequila shots.

I like whiskey and I like vodka, too. And beer.

I don't eat shellfish. I drink wine moderately and have one whiskey every evening before dinner.

I'm not hooked on cognac, but I've enjoyed it over the years.

Whatever you wanna drink girl, pick right now. If you can't hold your liquor, better quit right now.

Let us candidly admit that there are shameful blemishes on the American past, of which the worst by far is rum. Nevertheless, we have improved man's lot and enriched his civilization with rye, bourbon and the Martini cocktail. In all history has any other nation done so much?

I don't think vodka is useful. I think it's for people who don't like alcohol, in which case, you probably shouldn't be drinking it.

A well-made Martini or Gibson, correctly chilled and nicely served, has been more often my true friend than any two-legged creature.

I like vodka tonics and gin & tonics. I also like gimlets. I like things that have sweetness with a bit of a kick.