Roseanne Barr Quotes

That's the worst of girls," said Edmund to Peter and the Dwarf. "They never can carry a map in their heads." "That's because our heads have something inside them," said Lucy.

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: 'Duh.'

It is generally recognised that women are better than men at languages, personal relations and multi-tasking, but less good at map-reading and spatial awareness. It is therefore not unreasonable to suppose that women might be less good at mathematics and physics.

What was it with men, that they found elementary logic so difficult?

Most men think they are good drivers. Most women think they are good in bed. They aren't.

I am not sure gender ever won't be an issue in comedy, because I think that women do have different priorities in some respects.

The most mediocre of males feels himself a demigod as compared with women.

Who laughs less than feminists?

What these books have conclusively proven is that the diffence between men and women is exactly 38 pages.

Women are very different to men, and that hasn't been respected. So when people say there's never been a good woman painter or poet or engineer or whatever, they don't understand that our skills are many simultaneously and men's skills are single.

I got tired of books where the boy is a bit thick and the girl's very clever. Why does it have to such an opposition? Why can't they be like the girls and boys that I know personally, who are equally funny and equally cross? Who get things equally wrong and are equally brave? And make the same mistakes?

Men are superior to women, for one thing they can urinate from a speeding car.

I believe women think differently.

I don't think anyone disagrees that male and female brains work differently.

I'm quite a chauvinistic person.

I think there are profound differences between women and men. In intelligence and creativity, there is no difference, but in what one loves, what one likes, the passions - there are differences.

Something that always fascinated me was the psychology and the psychology differences between men and women and how we relate to one another.

If you're funny as a woman, people think it might be because someone else helped you.

Male figure skating is different than female figure skating; we're not America's sweetheart.

It's a sad day when a woman being funny and interested in science is considered newsworthy.

When I first started doing press interviews, the big question was, 'Do you think women are funny?' People would ask you that in an interview. In an interview! It's like, of course they are.

You know, the girls, they are more unstable emotionally than us. I'm sure everybody will say it's true, even the girls.

Endless books claim that the brains of men and women are wired differently. They have titles such as 'Why Men Don't Iron' and set out to convince us that women are somehow biologically suited to getting the creases out of clothes while men peruse maps.

Throw in the towel right off the bat. Women argue in ways that aren't rational to men.

When a woman tries on clothing from her closet that feels tight, she will assume she has gained weight. When a man tries something from his closet that feels tight, he will assume the clothing has shrunk.