Chris Rock Quotes

Men lie all the time.

The certainty with which Cameron informed MPs and Shadow ministers of the specifics of a Labour offer that never actually existed suggests a degree of flexibility with the truth.

I'm a really bad liar.

You get so used to lying that after a while it’s hard to remember what the truth is.

Lying is the rule, not the exception.

I don't use the word 'lying' easily.

A lie cannot live.

Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.

I can't say why people lie; they just do. Everyone has their own reasons for not telling the truth.

If one is to be called a liar, one may as well make an effort to deserve the name.

A liar begins with making falsehood appear like truth, and ends with making truth itself appear like falsehood.

I couldn't tell the truth if my life depended on it.

Anybody who says they are a good liar obviously is not, because any legitimately savvy liar would always insist they're honest about everything.

To be a liar, you've got to have a great memory, and I don't have a memory.

I am such a bad liar. I would like to lie, though.

It is impossible for someone to lie unless he thinks he knows the truth. A person who lies is thereby responding to the truth, and he is to that extent respectful of it.

The trouble with lying and deceiving is that their efficiency depends entirely upon a clear notion of the truth that the liar and deceiver wishes to hide.

Why would anyone lie? The truth is always more colorful.

Oh, I love to lie. That's one of my favorite things in the world, coming up to somebody, especially press people, and telling them some enormous lie that couldn't possibly be true.

People for the most part can smell lies.

A good portion of speaking will consist in knowing how to lie.

I don't like being lied to.

Only lie about the future.

It is perhaps being economical with the truth.

A lie should be trampled on and extinguished wherever found.