Michael Ashcroft Quotes

Men lie the most. Men lie all the time.

A liar begins with making falsehood appear like truth, and ends with making truth itself appear like falsehood.

You get so used to lying that after a while it’s hard to remember what the truth is.

Men lie all the time.

I couldn't tell the truth if my life depended on it.

I'm a really bad liar.

Oh, I love to lie. That's one of my favorite things in the world, coming up to somebody, especially press people, and telling them some enormous lie that couldn't possibly be true.

A good portion of speaking will consist in knowing how to lie.

[Richard Cheney is] an unabashed bender of the truth.

Lying is the rule, not the exception.

I don't use the word 'lying' easily.

People who are lying are, understandably, more worried about being believed, so they work harder - too hard, as it were - at being believable.

A lie cannot live.

I was one of the most brilliant liars as a child.

Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.

I can't say why people lie; they just do. Everyone has their own reasons for not telling the truth.

If one is to be called a liar, one may as well make an effort to deserve the name.

I suppose I shouldn't go around admitting I speak untruths on the radio.

There are two ways of lying. One, not telling the truth and the other, making up statistics.

Anybody who says they are a good liar obviously is not, because any legitimately savvy liar would always insist they're honest about everything.

To be a liar, you've got to have a great memory, and I don't have a memory.

Too many people looked to me in the eye and did not tell me the truth.

If you're lying, you're lying.

Every word she writes is a lie, including and and the.

I am such a bad liar. I would like to lie, though.