Bill Maher Quotes

I'm not going to deny the fact that I've tried pot. I hated it.

I don't do drugs, though. Just weed.

I smoke marijuana every chance I get.

I experimented with marijuana a time or two.

I did smoke a joint once but I did not enjoy it.

Don't get me wrong, there are sometimes if I go and see a really funny comedy, that I wished I had smoked a joint. I'll be honest with you. That's the truth.

I went to Vietnam, and I was there for a long time. [Using marijuana] made the difference between staying human or, as Michael Douglas said, becoming a beast.

I smoked some weed, and that's how I finished 'Izzo.'

When I was a kid, I inhaled. Frequently. That was the point.

I enjoy it [smoking marijuana] once in a while. There is nothing wrong with that. Everything in moderation. I wouldn't call myself a pot-head.

I smoked pot in college and in the Army.

Marijuana is a much bigger part of the American addiction problem than most people - teens or adults - realize.

You may have heard that back in the States there are some people who are smoking grass. I don't know how you feel, but it's sure easier than cutting the stuff.

I never did smoke that much pot; never was a big pothead.

When I was in England I experimented with marijuana a time or two—and didn't like it—and didn't inhale and never tried it again

There's been no top authority saying what marijuana does to you. I really don't know that much about it. I tried it once but it didn't do anything to me.

Excuse me while I light my spliff, Good God I gotta take a lift, From reality I just cant drift, That's why I'm staying with this riff

I'm not saying pot is a bad thing. I know plenty of people who should be smoking pot. I'm just not one of those people. I don't think it would be the best drug for me. What am I going to do, start doing drugs at my age? It's a little late. I'm a mother of two. It's probably not the best idea for me to start getting into it now.

In my spare time, I smoke acres of weed.

I did. It's not something that I'm proud of. It was a mistake as a young man, but you know? I mean not going to -- I never understood that line. The point was to inhale. That was the point.

I'd say pot has been a break-even proposition for me.

I have used, you know, marijuana ... since I've been in the league....But as far as abusing it and, you know, letting it take control over me, I don't do that, no....hopefully ... I won't get into any trouble by the NFL by saying that, you know. I have had fun throughout my years and, you know, predominantly in the offseason.

If one seeks relief from unbearable pressure, one is to eat hashish.

Hey, ay, ay, ay...smoke weed everyday.

I may have smoked too much weed, but I wasn't taking drugs or anything.