George R. R. Martin Quotes

You've got a bold tongue, little man. One day, someone is like to cut it out and make you eat it.

Girl, don't make me put my foot in your ass.

You tell Anderson Silva that I'm coming over and I'm kicking down his backdoor and patting his little lady on the ass and I'm telling her to make me a steak, medium-rare just how I like it.

I am not here to pass civilities or compliments with you, but on other business. I have stood your meanness as long as I intend to. You have played the part of a damned scoundrel, and are a coward, and if you were any part of a man I would slap your jaws and force you to resent it. You may as well not issue any more orders to me, for I will not obey them... and as I say to you that if you ever again try to interfere with me or cross my path it will be at the peril of your life.

But instead of taking the cue to leave, Patch crossed to Scott in three steps. He flung him around to face the wall. Scott tried to get his bearings, but Patch slammed him against the wall again, disorienting him further. “Touch her,” he said in Scott’s ear, his voice low and threatening, “and it’ll be the biggest regret of your life.” Before leaving, Patch flicked his eyes once in my direction. “He’s not worth it.” He paused. “And neither am I.

I think it would be cool if you were writing a ransom note on your computer, if the paper clip popped up and said, 'Looks like you're writing a ransom note. Need help? You should use more forceful language, you'll get more money.'

If you kill someone, it shows that you are afraid of that person.

I have a gift for enraging people, but if I ever bore you it will be with a knife.

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.

I poke fun of everybody and everything. And who's easier to make fun of than your mother?

The moment you grab someone by the lapels, you're lost.

I'm just a regular guy, but if you cross me it will get physical.

Humor is hostility.

Shoot you coward, you’re going to kill a man.

If they are laughing at you, how can they bludgeon you to death?

Have you ever seen me knock somebody out and make a big scene? Hell no.

Let's face it, when is it actually ever funny to joke about hitting someone? Never, right? The threat to give someone a slap, no matter how you look at it, is aggressive.

I like to make fun of serious matters.

I'm gonna knock people out.

I'm always going to say I'm going to knock someone out.

You keep runnin that mouth and I'm goin to take you back there and screw you.

Do it, and I’ll rip your heart out and feed it to your friend. (Julian)

Shagga son of Dolf likes this not. Shagga will go with the boyman, and if the boyman lies, Shagga will chop off his manhood-" "-and feed it to the goats, yes," Tyrion said wearily.

Cathy, this lamb of yours threatens like a bull!' he said. 'It is in danger of splitting its skull against my knuckles. By God! Mr. Linton, I'm mortally sorry that you are not worth knocking down!