Demetri Martin Quotes


Last week I lost my temper in my karate class. Man, I'm not doing that again until I'm a black belt. Because I can tell you there's a difference between taking karate and receiving karate.


Citations

Martin, Demetri. Demetri Martin. Person. Comedy Central, 2007.

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Demetri Martin
Demetri Martin
  • Born: May 25, 1973
  • Nationality: American
  • Profession: Comedian

Demetri Evan Martin is an American comedian, actor, director, cartoonist and musician. He was a contributor on The Daily Show. In stand-up, he is known for his deadpan delivery, playing his guitar for jokes, and his satirical cartoons. He currently stars as Ice Bear in the Cartoon Network animated series We Bare Bears.