Bill Hicks Quotes

Women like bad boys…Being a good boy never worked for me.

Like most Beta Males, he didn't realize that being a good guy was not necessarily an attraction to women.

When an attractive but ALOOF ("cool") man comes along, there are some of us who offer to shine his shoes with our underpants. There are thousands of scientific concepts as to why this is so, and yes, yes, it's very sick but none of this helps.

Girls have a tendency to take responsibility for romantic misinterpretations, when often it's men whose perfectly honed emotional inscrutability makes life more complicated than it should be.

Guys don't like women telling them what to do. It reminds them of their mothers, or something like that.

I keep trying to write a bad boy and they always come out nice. I don't see the appeal of someone who is going to demean me in some way.

Women serve but to keep a man from better company.

Women cannot complain about men until they start gettting better taste in them.

We're not hard-core feminists. We like men and we like to have fun with them. But we also want men to think about females in different ways.

I want the kind of feminism that allows me to have a voice and to compete on equal terms with men yet still, potentially, to have one of them hurl me over their shoulder and carry me off somewhere, because I still find proper, old-fashioned masculinity deeply attractive.

In America, nobody's boyfriend wants them to be smarter than he is, and no one wants to admit it.

Women, you need to understand something. Men are not as dumb as you think they are.

Guys warning girls not to fall in love with them is so truly douchey that it should have a higher success rate.

We girls aren't supposed to fall for the good boys.We are supposed to like a bit of grit in our oyster.That's how you get a pearl, after all.

From the minute we're born, boys and girls stare at each other, trying to figure out if they like what they see. Like parade lines, passing each other for mutual inspection. You march, you look. You march, you look. If you're interested, you stop and talk, and if it doesn't work out, you just get back in the parade. You keep marching, and you keep looking.

They lay silently. She was staring at something across the room. She was making him feel uncomfortable. 'It wouldn't work. It's the attraction of opposites,' he said. We're not opposites.' I don't mean just you and me. Women fall in love when they get to know you. Men are just the opposite. When they finally know you they're ready to leave.

Girls get screwed. Not that kind of screwed, what I mean is, they're always on the short end of things. The way things work, how guys feel great, but make girls feel cheap for doing exactly what they beg for. The way they get to play you, all the while claiming they love you and making you believe it's true. The way it's okay to gift their heart one day, a backhand the next, to move on to the apricot when the peach blushes and bruises. These things make me believe God's a man after all.

The jealous are the readiest of all to forgive, and all women know it.

Don't chase women, they will chase you. They are like horses in a pasture: if you don't go drooling over her, she is going to want to know why.

Women fall in love when they get to know you. Men are just the opposite. When they finally know you they're ready to leave

You don't always have to get too sexy to get to know a girl.

The reason men are so awful is because some woman has spoiled them.

Girls, you know it's all just a game to them, relationships. Just go around stomping on everyone.... I mean, look at this poor guy in the background with his collar up. You know he's just gonna get ruined by women.

I like you better this way." For some reason, admitting this made her face go hot right away; she was very glad that he still had his face pressed into his pillow and the other boys were still in Noah's room. "Crushed and broken," Gansey said. "Just the way women like 'em.

New study reveals men like to cuddle. Another study reveals men will say anything to get into bed with a woman.